Wednesday, January 10, 2007

My unfair partisan snark of the day

I liked this quote from Conservative national campaign co-chair John Reynolds (who I hear will be co-chairing the Conservative campaign again and who totally isn't a lobbyist at all…or a lawyer…he just works for a law firm…):


"Last election was the first time -- and I think a major reason we won -- that every Conservative candidate had to have a BlackBerry. He or she woke up in the morning and they got their message in the BlackBerry -- the talking points, the messaging, the 'Here's what you talk about today.' "

I hear next campaign they plan to bypass the BlackBerry and implant a microchip directly into each candidate's brain stem to relay instructions from the Harper Hive Mind…

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5 comments:

Olaf said...

You just better hope they can't come up with the technology in time, Jeff.

Backseat Blogger said...

lol...

u made a funny!

Devin said...

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Olaf said...

Devin,

Harper would never have the candidate call themselves Zoltar. Good, old fashion Christian names play better with the base.

Devin said...

Sorry Olaf:

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