Guest blogger: Peter McKay’s rented dog

Oh, how on days like this I wish I was back on the potato farm!

It’s been a tough few days for my Master When There’s A Photo-op, with all this stuff around the budget and Peter breaking his promise to Maritimers about resource revenues. Why, I haven’t seen Petey this sad since that blonde meanie broke his heart, after we first met.

He’s been so busy flipping and flopping lately he hasn’t played ball with me in months!

And it’s even worse with that Bill Casey sticking to his principles and voting against the budget, doesn’t he know that makes Petey look like a total idiot? Those no-good Liberals were so mean to Petey in question period today:

Hon. Robert Thibault (West Nova, Lib.) :
Mr. Speaker, the Prime Minister broke his promise to Nova Scotians.

The so-called minister from Nova Scotia broke his word to a brave MP. The so-called minister from Nova Scotia values his cabinet seat more than his own province.

I ask the member for Central Nova, what does loyalty mean? Were those his words? Why can he not stand up for Nova Scotia? Is it because he cannot or because he will not? Will he resign as the minister irresponsible for Nova Scotia?

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Hon. Jim Flaherty :

Mr. Speaker, personal attacks like that always say more about the person saying them than about the person receiving them. It is unattractive, I must say, to have those kinds of personal attacks here.

Those Liberals can say Peter Didn’t Get It Done all they want but I agree with Jimbo, anyone who levels personal attacks like these is Not A Leader. I mean, in the budget Peter had to make choices, and Do You Think It’s Easy To Set Priorities? Don’t they know only Conservatives are allowed to spend millions of dollars on nasty, personal negative attack ads?

I hope Peter will come back to the potato farm soon, I miss him so. Things just haven’t been the same since I escaped from Belinda’s condo and he started seeing that mean American woman for coffee at Timmy's.

At least I’m loyal Petey. At least I’m loyal!

Woof Woof.

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