We haven't had a good caption contest in awhile, so here's a good pic of Tony Clement.Caption away! (cp photo, source)
Eager to find a meaningful role in the government's widely touted Arctic strategy, Industry Minister Tony Clement has set out to personally disprove the theory that Franklin's men suffered from lead poisoning and went mad.
"Hey, I can see my house from here..."
Perhaps this will make me see my mistakes....my glasses give me trouble.
"What have we Conservatives contributed to the growth of Industry in Canada? Why, nothing, of course... A big fat zero... Should I demonstrate? Zip. Zilch. Nada. The emptiness in this can illustrates it very well..." Kinda looks like that old reactor without any isotopes, doesn't it? (As always, I do attribute all policy to 'Dear Leader')"
Square head, round hole, why ever won't it fit?
This is how cabinet ministers handle the sludge coming downhill from the PMO. Back-benchers get to suck on smaller pipes.
Look what my plan for the environment accomplished!
A Conservative view of Canada's industrial (and pride festival funding) future.
"Master Harper's new blinders work incredibly well -- but where does the muzzle go?"
This is not my precious?!?!?!?
Tunnel vision is required when you work for Stephen Harper.
"Biggest waste of dump"? A little nod to my fellow H*R fans:Clicky
Its round.... looks like a Zero.... is he holding up a representation of Iggy's chances of winning the next election??Maybe it is the container which holds the liberal platform?A deformed (stretched) brown envelope from the previous liberal administration picked up from advertisers in Quebec?If I get a vote I give it to Steven LaRose for the tunnel vision one... my favorite so far. Or JimBobby's Hubble... was a good one.
Ooooh Barc! Thanks so much for keeping us current on the latest developments in the Liberal Sponsorship Scandal.Damn that Jean Chretien for denying that there was a global financial crisis ... Oh, wait ... that wasn't him.Well curse those Liberals for failing to leave Canada in good shape to weather the financial storm and spending their surplus on inappropriate and untimely tax reductions ... Oh, hang on ... That wasn't them either.Well then damn the Liberals to hell for refusing flat out to provide economic stimulus, then spending us into a $50 bn hole which is actually a $100 bn hole ...Oh ... Hang on. Just who is it that's been #^$%ing up the country lately?Oh ... Right. That'd be YOUR boys, right? Sorry about that, but you did decide to bring up an amazingly dead issue.Speaking of graft and brown paper envelopes ... Whatever happened to that Conservative whom Harper has thrice denied ... You know, he was Prime Minister when he allowed the "Separatists" to form a federal party ... Wait a minute, it'll come to me.Whoever he was, he's surely as relevant as the Sponsorship scandal.So: Got anything new, or even relevant?
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