Thursday, October 29, 2009

Job one: Lower expectations

As I read through my news clips this morning it occurs to me that I don't think the messiah got the kind of hype and press that Peter Donolo is getting. It's really getting comical. Luckily, I've discovered an interesting list of Peter Donolo facts and he certainly seems up to the challenge:

* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Peter Donolo pajamas.
* Peter Donolo can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
* Peter Donolo can slam a revolving door.
* Peter Donolo doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Peter Donolo’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Peter Donolo is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Peter Donolo counted to infinity - twice.

Oh, wait, that was actually Chuck Norris.

Settle people. Our problems are big, our challenges significant and our road head long. And it will take all of us to get there.

Those who search for messiahs usually end up dead on the floor from the spiked koolade.

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MLM said...


marie said...

Sounds about right Jeff. Amen as well.