As a public service, I will be regularly posting recent Conservative announcements and speeches in different dialects, via The Dialectizer, to make them more understandable. Today, I give you the accountability package release, in Jive talk.
Federal Accountability Act introduced
11 April 2006
"Wid de Federal Accountability Act, we is creatin' some new culture uh accountability dat gots'ta change fo'eva' de way business be done in
De Federal Accountability Act and Acshun Plan would, dig dis:
- reduce da damn oppo'tunity t'exert influence wid bre'd by bannin' co'po'ate, union, and large sucka'al political donashuns;
- cut Canadians confidence dat lobbyin' be done edically wid some five-year lobbyin' ban on fo'ma' da mans, deir aides, and senio' public servants;
- ensho' man sucka's who see problems in guv'ment know dey kin rap down by providin' iron-clad protecshun fo' whistleblowers; and
- ensho' man Canadians know how deir bre'd be spent by enhancin' de powa' fo' de Audito' General t'follow de bre'd.
"Dese measho' mans gots'ta strengden and streamline guv'ment so's it kin funcshun mo'e efficiently," head honcho Harpuh' said. "We is followin' drough on our commitment t'deliva' baaaad, clean guv'ment t'Canadians."
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Also visit, dig dis: www, so cut me some slack, Jack.accountability. Slap mah fro!gc. Co' got d' beat!caRecommend this Post on Progressive Bloggers