As a journalist, a lot of weird press releases and pitches cross my desk. Many of them even have absolutely nothing to do with my coverage area: enterprise technology.
My favourite off-topic pitch was from a company selling bobble head dolls of poker players. Do they also serve as a WiFi hotspot, I asked?
Now, though, a new completely insane press release/pitch has taken the top spot from the poker dolls: designer jeans that allow you to carry a concealed handgun or knife. From an American company? You betcha. I give you the full release below, and be sure to visit the Web site, it manages to be crazy, hilarious and frightening all at the same time.
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NEW TREND REVEALED: NOW EVERYONE CAN CARRY CONCEALED WITHOUT USING A
HOLSTER
Dateline: September 26, 2006 ... North, SC
Contact: Jane Collins
Phone: (803)568-2444
E-mail: sales@totersjeans.com
Web Address: http://www.totersjeans.com
NORTH, SC - September 26, 2006 - For sportsmen, law enforcement personnel and thers who carry concealed, holsters can be a nuisance. And unfortunately, most brands of jeans are not designed for carrying handguns, knives or other concealed products. That's why a new trend has been sweeping the nation - designer-style jeans that also happen to be concealed carry clothing.
Recently, a veteran holster and knife designer named Blackie Collins revealed the amazing Toters jeans. Collins wanted to develop jeans that were very similar to designer jeans in comfort and durability. The new jeans would need to feel right while also concealing a knife or handgun in the safe and proper way.
"One thing I noticed about the front 'holster' pockets and the knife pockets was that they have heavy duty rivets on the corner stress points. This makes a lot of sense. I have to tell you, these jeans are designed to take a lot of abuse!" states Jim Schmidt in a review printed by Concealed Carry Magazine.
Each pair of Toters has a pocket holstering system designed for left or right-hand carry along with a full size second pocket compartment. The holster pockets as well as the back pockets are lined with Cordura Plus, a super-strength fabric that will not imprint. There are also two leg pockets positioned to insure their contents are in place for quick, easy access.
Sportsmen are able to carry their handguns, knives and other items concealed while hunting, playing, sitting standing, working or even riding motorcycles. The holsters are a part of the jeans, allowing for comfort and safety while engaging in many activities.
Concealed carry jeans aren't the only trend in the making. A new companion vest will be released soon with holstering pockets on both sides. These two garments combined provide a convenient way for anyone to carry concealed.
"These jeans are great. They combine the look and feel of designer jeans with the ruggedness and reliability of my duty gear," states Toters customer, Chris Glover.
Sportsmen and others who prefer to not wear a holster may finally see their dreams become a reality with this new trend of concealed carry clothing. Toters jeans and vests are sure to set a new standard in the way people carry concealed.
More information about Toters can be found at their website:
http://www.totersjeans.com
For an interview or more information, please contact Jane Collins at (803)568-2444 or email: sales@totersjeans.com
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Weapons concealment made safe, easy AND comfortable!
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What's so weird about the utility of carrying concealed weapons? If anyone at Dawson College had been armed, the recent tragedy would have ended even sooner. Canadian law permits concealed carry, but Liberal governments have been reluctant to grant permits. Maybe that will change and we can start to reduce crime as it has already been reduced in the United States through carry laws.
Fantasy world: (1) a place in which bullets fired by the good guys only hit the bad guy, and bullets fired by the bad guy never hit the good guy, (2) a place in which ordinary people rise to the occasion and shoot the bad guy without pissing their pants, (3) the favoured habitat of those who have never fired a shot in anger.
What wonderdog said.
Designer concealed carry jeans. It had to happen. - Body Jeans
Ignorance:
Pronunciation: 'ig-n(&-)r&n(t)s
Function: noun
: the state or fact of being ignorant : lack of knowledge, education, or awareness.
See 'Wonderdog'.
As for so called "fantasy" learn the facts before making assumptions, for example as detailed here; claytoncramer.com/gundefenseblog/blogger.html The Gun Defense Blog has archived last 36 months of civilian gun self defense situations across the US as reported independently by news organizations which have largely been successful with no injury to the good guy or any persons secondary aside from the badguy(s).
Very many other sources toward same similar are available including stats from the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) as well as individual states (with records going back 10 and more years) and even the National Association of Chiefs of Police who are well known to support citizen concealed carry weapon laws which may include knives, pepper spray and tasers in addition to firearms.
I wonder in "fantasy world" if they have cures for foot 'n mouth disease. Here in the 'Real World' we do and it's referred to as 'information' and as well citizens daily defend themselves, others, and even police officers in trouble (!) from persons who otherwise do not exist in fantasy worlds where everyone is friendly and Santa Claus slides through chimneys.
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