...and since you can’t get sued for it, there’s no risk. So let’s libel away! After all, it’s not like these losers are around to defend themselves, can they?
John A. MacDonald: Massive drunk. Hated babies. And puppies. And babies playing with puppies. Also presided over a massive illegal kickback scheme to fix government contracts in exchange for donations to his conservative political party.
Winston Churchill: Fatty. Secretly in love with Herman Goering. Had a three-way with Herman and Josef Gobbels.
Tommy Douglas: Threw like a girl. Glasses made him look like a geek.
MacKenzie King: Nutty coo-coo. Ripped the labels off his mattresses, even though they clearly said do not remove under penalty of something legal.
John Thompson, MacKenzie Bowell, Charles Tupper, Robert Borden, Arthur Meighen, R.B. Bennett: Totally gay, made love to their mothers (who all wore army boots), and regularly refused to pick-up after their dogs when they did #2 in public parks.
John Diefenbaker: A total jackass and secret spy for the commies who had an affair with Stalin. Joe was the top, obviously. Try getting that picture out of your heads now. Also, he went #2 in public parks.
That’s just a taste of what you can get in my new book Famous Dead People and Why Suck, available in bookstores soon. Feel free to add your own smack talk on dead people in the comments. Just make sure they’re actually dead though. And I mean life-wise, not credibility –wise.
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